Hotel Hubertus Austria: Unbelievable Luxury You Won't Believe Exists
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the mind-bending, jaw-dropping, utterly ridiculous (in the best way possible) luxury that is Hotel Hubertus in Austria. Forget everything you think you know about hotels. This place… it's in a different league. It's a level of 'extra' that makes Liberace seem understated.
Hotel Hubertus: Where Reality Bends and Your Expectations Crumble (in a Good Way)
Right, first things first: Accessibility. I need to address this because I know it's a massive concern for many, and Hubertus, in a beautiful marriage of modern design and nature, seems to actually care. They've got wheelchair access (important!), and while I can’t personally attest to the full breadth of their accessibility accommodations, their commitment is evident. They mention facilities for disabled guests and the usual suspects: an elevator, convenient check-in/out options. I’d still recommend reaching out directly to confirm your specific needs, but the signs point to a good start. This is a big deal because too many luxury places treat this as an afterthought.
The Sanctuary of Self: Relaxation, Rejuvenation, and Reckless Abandon (in the Spa, of course!)
Okay, let’s talk spa. Oh. My. God. The spa is not just a spa; it's a portal to another dimension. And listen, I'm usually cynical about these things. "Oh, a spa? Yawn Been there, done that." But Hubertus? Forget your skepticism. This is where you surrender.
They boast a pool with a view. Let me clarify: this isn’t some dinky little rooftop plunge pool. This is… well, I’m tempted to say a swimming pool in heaven, but that’s probably been done already. It’s a multi-level construction cantilevered over the valley. Imagine being suspended in a warm infinity pool, the Austrian Alps sprawled before you, feeling like you’re actually flying. I’ve experienced this - it was the closest I’ve ever come to experiencing weightlessness.
The Sauna is another story. A massive sauna. A sweaty, glorious, detoxifying sanctuary where the only goal is to forget the world exists. And then, to make it even better, they offer a steamroom. It’s like your skin gets a full body hug.
They've got the usual suspects: massage, body scrub, body wrap, foot bath, gym/fitness, stuff. But here's the kicker: at Hubertus, these aren't just services; they're experiences. The staff are ridiculously well-trained, the products are top-notch, and the atmosphere is so serene, it's almost unsettling. Almost. Because after a while, you just give in, and you melt.
Cleanliness & Safety: Because, You Know, Germs Are Gross!
Alright, in this day and age, we need to talk about safety. Hubertus gets it. They've got anti-viral cleaning products (thank GOD!), daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They offer room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice touch for the eco conscious traveler. They also use professional-grade sanitizing services, and staff trained in safety protocol. They have hand sanitizer readily available, and even individually-wrapped food options. Also, I think the Cashless payment service is great. It is not like they are taking your money without cleaning hands.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Prepare to Gain (Maybe) A Few Pounds
Let’s be real: a truly luxurious hotel experience lives or dies by its food. And Hubertus… chef’s kiss. It's a food-lover's wet dream.
The restaurants offer a mind-boggling array of options, from a la carte to buffet in restaurant, to restaurants with Western cuisine and international cuisine in restaurant, and the food is… exceptional. The Asian breakfast is a standout. I went for the salad in restaurant and I ordered a massive bowl of it to feel healthy, while my partner, a staunch carnivore, was getting the most exquisite meats. The Poolside bar is dangerous, but so, so good. Coffee/tea in restaurant is always great, and I really love that they offer Desserts in restaurant.
And, because they know a gal needs a little pick-me-up, they have a snack bar too. The bar is cozy, the drinks are expertly crafted, and the atmosphere is conducive to, well, not thinking about your problems.
They offer room service [24-hour] because sometimes you just want to eat in your bathrobe. Which is ideal. The breakfast [buffet] is a masterpiece.
Services & Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Probably)
This is where Hubertus truly shines. They've thought of everything you could possibly need and then some. Air conditioning in public area? Check. Concierge who can arrange anything, from a private helicopter tour to a last-minute massage? Double-check. Daily housekeeping? Obviously. Dry cleaning? Yep. Just try not to spill wine on your silk blouse on day one. Not as important as the doorman, but a nice touch.
And because it's Austria, they've got currency exchange. Luggage storage, so you can enjoy the hotel without dragging your suitcase all over the place. The Gift/souvenir shop is full of the kind of things you’d actually want to buy, not just the usual tourist tat. They also have indoor venue for special events, which sounds fancy, and the terrace is breathtaking, a real mood lifter.
For the Kids (and the Kid in All of Us):
They're pretty family/child friendly with babysitting service, which is a serious win for parents. If you have the kids, its a very nice option to have.
Available in all rooms: It is interesting what they offer here, the additional toiletis always great. Bathrobes and slippers, the comfiest ever! You know your are in luxury. Complimentary tea, fantastic! Daily housekeeping. Ironing facilities, you know, people who live in luxury love to look good. Mini bar and refrigerator, good for storing snacks! Non-smoking and smoke detector, both a must have. Shower and separate shower/bathtub, you can chose what to do. And the window that opens, awesome! Getting Around: airport transfer and taxi service and you are set for your arriving and leaving. Also, bicycle parking, if you like to ride.
The Rooms: Your Private Palace
Okay, let’s talk about the rooms. They're not just rooms; they're sanctuaries. They are the perfect blend of modern design and cozy alpine comfort.
You've got the basics, of course: air conditioning, blackout curtains (essential for a good night's sleep), a coffee/tea maker, hair dryer (thank goodness), a mini bar, a safe box, a shower, slippers, and Wi-Fi [free]. The bathrooms are a work of art, often with separate showers and bathtubs. The beds… oh, the beds. Heavenly.
The Imperfections (Because No Place is Perfect)
Look, no review is complete without a dose of reality. Here are a few minor gripes. The internet access – while technically available with Internet access – LAN and Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free]! – could be a little spotty in certain parts of the hotel, and I had one weird elevator experience. And this is a nitpick, but the shrine felt a little out of place, but that doesn't mean anything.
The Anecdote That Sums It All Up:
One evening, I went for a swim in the (wait for it) infinity pool. As the sun set, painting the mountains in fiery hues, I found myself chatting with a total stranger. We were both just… stunned. We were both trying to wrap our heads around how ridiculously amazing it all was. We both looked at each other and exclaimed, “This is unreal!” We both agreed that it’s worth EVERY penny. Yes, it is truly that experience.
The Verdict: Book. Now.
Hotel Hubertus is an experience. It’s a place where you can shed the stress of modern life and reconnect with yourself (or, you know, binge-watch Netflix in your bathrobe – no judgment!). It's the kind of place you fantasize about, and, trust me, it's even better than you imagine.
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Hotel Hubertus: A Messy Diary of Alpine Dreams (and Possibly Frostbite)
Okay, deep breaths. Planning a trip is supposed to be fun, right? More like a logistical nightmare dressed up as a "once-in-a-lifetime experience." Hotel Hubertus in the Austrian Alps. Sounds swanky. Looks swanky. Probably requires a second mortgage. But hey, #YOLO. Here's the (highly optimistic) itinerary, interspersed with my unfiltered thoughts:
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Adjustment (or, "Where's My Oxygen?")
- Morning: Flight from (ugh) London. Remembered to pack passport! Victory is mine! Though, actually getting to the right airport with the right luggage is a miracle in itself. Arrived slightly disheveled, smelling faintly of airplane pretzels and existential dread.
- Afternoon: Arrived at Hubertus. OMFG. The view. The infinity pool hanging over the valley. My jaw literally dropped. Pictures? Nope, they won't do it justice. I'm convinced the architecture is designed by aliens who understand how to soothe the human soul. Reception was all smiles and "Grüß Gott" which translates, I think, to "prepare to be pampered."
- Late Afternoon: Checked into the room. Minimalist chic. Think "Zen Monastery meets James Bond villain's lair." I swear, the bed is calling my name already. But resist! Exploring is key. The pool beckons…
- Evening: The pool. Oh. My. God. Floating in warm water while gazing at snow-capped peaks. Honestly, this is the closest I've ever come to a spiritual experience. Until I nearly face-planted getting out because the tiles were suspiciously slippery. Minor drama. Found a cozy corner in the hotel bar after, ordered a local beer, and promptly spilled half of it down myself. Classy.
Day 2: Hiking and Humiliation (and Possibly Altitude Sickness?)
- Morning: Woke up feeling like I’d been run over by a particularly cheerful yak. The air is THIN up here, people! Planned a "gentle" hike. "Gentle" according to whom?! My lungs are screaming at me. Kept stopping to “admire the scenery” (read: gasp for air). Found a cute little mountain hut for a mid-hike espresso and a pastry. The pastry was delicious. The espresso, probably what got me up the mountain.
- Afternoon: The hike continued. Saw a marmot. It looked smug. I am not sure if they are always smug, or just from a high altitude. The hike was harder then I thought. My boots are not made for this. The scenery was spectacular, but my legs are screaming. Almost fell off a cliff. Now I know what it's like to come face-to-face with my own mortality.
- Evening: Back at the hotel. Soaking in the sauna to soothe my aching muscles. Or at least trying. There's a ridiculously fit couple in here, and I feel like a boiled lobster in comparison. Took me 20 minutes to figure out how to use the sauna, by the way. Nearly set myself on fire! Dinner was incredible, though. Every single bite. This trip has been worth it for the food alone.
Day 3: Spa Day & Self-Reflection (with a Side of Existential Doubt)
- Morning: SPA TIME! Bliss. Massages, facials, the works. My muscles are thanking me for the reprieve. I emerged feeling… like a slightly less tired, but still confused, version of myself.
- Afternoon: Wandered around the hotel. Found a quiet reading nook and tried to contemplate life. I read a book about embracing solitude and finding inner peace. Found a quiet spot, tried meditating. Kept getting distracted by the stunning views. I need to work on that. Am I genuinely enjoying this, or am I just trying to look good on Instagram?
- Evening: The dreaded… the fine dining experience. So fancy! I felt wildly out of place. The waiter was charming, but I was terrified of ordering something I couldn't pronounce. The food was exquisite (again!), but I may have gotten a bit tipsy from the wine pairings. Debating the meaning of life while contemplating the perfectly seared duck breast.
Day 4: Skiing (or, "Me vs. Gravity, Round One")
- Morning: Time to try skiing! Oh, dear god. This could be the day I break a bone. Or, you know, multiple bones. The instructors are patient. Too patient. Found a beginner slope. I am now convinced that I am a danger to myself and everyone around me. Fell down. A lot. Managed to stay vertical for maybe five seconds at a time. The sheer cold is a challenge, too.
- Afternoon: Gave up on skiing. Switched to sledding. Less technically demanding, more likely to survive? Turns out, I can still be a hazard on a sled. Managed to crash into a snowbank. Covered in snow. Feeling like a complete idiot. The only thing I’m conquering is the art of looking ridiculous.
- Evening: Back at the hotel and nursing bruises, self-esteem, and a cup of hot chocolate. Decided to embrace the absurdity of it all. What else can you do?
Day 5: Departure (and the Longing for a Return)
- Morning: A final breakfast. Savoring every single bite. Saying a tearful goodbye to the infinity pool. (Seriously, that pool… ) Packing my bags.
- Afternoon: The journey home. I am exhausted. I am bruised. I am broke. But… I feel refreshed. This trip hasn't been perfect, far from it. It's been clumsy, awkward, and a little bit humbling. But it's been… real. I saw beautiful things. I laughed a LOT. And I survived. I will be back. I'll probably need to take out a second mortgage, but I'll be back! And maybe I'll learn how to ski then. Maybe.
This is it. Hotel Hubertus: a dream. A disaster. A memory I won't soon forget. Now, to find the perfect place to put all the photos. This is going to take a while.
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Hotel Hubertus: The Truth (and a Bit of Me)
Okay, okay, is Hotel Hubertus *really* as good as the photos? Like, actual magic?
The pool. Everyone goes on about the pool. Is it *always* packed with influencers and selfie sticks?
What's the food situation like? Pricey, I assume? And is it actually *good*?
The rooms... do they actually look like they do in the photos, or are they tiny and cramped?
Is it pretentious? Like, am I going to feel out of place if I'm not some billionaire socialite?
What about the spa? Worth the hype? And are the treatments ridiculously expensive?
Anything I should be warned about? Anything that wasn't quite perfect?
Okay, final verdict: Would you recommend it? And would you go back?
