Vietnam Ocean View Escape: Your Dream 2-Bedroom Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of "Vietnam Ocean View Escape: Your Dream 2-Bedroom Awaits!" and, let me tell you, it's a wild ride. I'm going to be brutally honest, a little disorganized (just like real life, am I right?), and hopefully, manage to give you the lowdown on this place, warts and all. This isn't your dry, sterile hotel review – this is the real deal.
First Impressions and the Accessibility Tango:
Let's start with the basics. I need to be real about this right off the bat, and I'm going deep on this one. "Accessibility"… well, let's just say it's a work in progress. The listing hints at facilities for disabled guests, but I'm getting a general feeling that they're using the loosest possible definition. I didn't personally experience any issues but it's worth doing your deep research. Call them, interrogate them about specific needs before you book. I'm seeing elevator access, I'm reading that the front desk is 24 hour which is good. Now, are the common areas easily navigable for someone in a wheelchair? Are the restaurants and lounges on-site truly accessible? I don't know. I wouldn't assume it. A hard-won lesson in travel: always proactively confirm accessibility details, and don’t take "accessible" as a given.
Internet - The Modern Obsession
Alright, internet. Gotta have it. I'm a travel blogger, which means I'm basically a modern-day nomad fueled by caffeine and Wi-Fi. The good news: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and, yes, it was generally decent. I managed to upload my Instagram stories without too much screaming at the screen. They’re also offering Internet [LAN] which is cool if you're old-school or need a super-secure connection. Wi-Fi in public areas too, which is always a bonus. No major complaints on this front. Connectivity is crucial, and they seem to understand that.
Cleanliness and That Ever-Present Covid Shadow
Okay, let’s get REAL. The whole world is still side-eyed about cleanliness because of… well, you know. And Vietnam Ocean View Escape gets this. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and staff trained in safety protocol are all promising signs. More impressive than the bullet points, though, was the feeling. I felt safe. They had hand sanitizer everywhere you looked, and the staff actually seemed like they genuinely understood the importance of hygiene, not just checking off a box. They're doing the best they can, and that's all you can ask, right? Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was observed, and there was the option to have room sanitization opt-out available. No complaints here, folks.
Food Glorious Food… and the Oddities of Dining
This is where things get interesting. The restaurants themselves are on-site, and that's a massive win. Especially with the kids, it's a lifesaver. They offered a variety of options: **A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, *Asian cuisine in restaurant*, *International cuisine in restaurant*, *Vegetarian restaurant*, *Western breakfast*, and *Western cuisine in restaurant*. A buffet is available, as is *Breakfast service*. So, I got a delicious *Asian breakfast*, with some of the best Pho I've had in ages. They had a *Happy Hour* which always makes me a happy travel blogger. One minor quibble: the "alternative meal arrangement" option seemed a bit vague. Like, if you had specific dietary needs, you probably want to call ahead and make a reservation.
The Poolside bar was incredible. The water sparkled in the sunlight, and I spent a glorious afternoon nursing a cocktail. I’m not going to lie, the Bottle of water in the room was a welcome presence! You also had access to a Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, and Soup in restaurant.
Things to Do and Finding Your Zen (or Losing It)
This is where the "Escape" part actually kicks in. Listen, vacation is about decompressing, and Vietnam Ocean View Escape has some serious weapons in its arsenal.
Ways to relax: They've got the usual suspects (and some surprises!), the Fitness center, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Spa/sauna, Spa, Sauna, Steamroom. Seriously, If you love a spa day as much as I do, you are in for a treat! My massage was heaven. Utter heaven. They also serve you a Foot bath, which is the perfect way to start or end your day!
Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. The Pool with view is a must. Seriously, don’t just look at it, get in it.
The Room, The Dream, The Reality
Okay, the big kahuna: the 2-bedroom suite. This is what sets this place apart.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
My room? Stunning. Modern, tastefully decorated. It was spacious and well-appointed. My favorite thing? Blackout curtains. Total game changer after a long flight. I slept. The bed was super comfortable (important!), the Wi-Fi worked flawlessly (see above), and the view… well, the ocean view was spectacular. The balcony was perfect for sipping a morning coffee or an evening cocktail (or both, let’s be honest). Oh, and the additional toilet? Brilliant if you're sharing the room with anyone.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Extras That Matter
They’re aiming to please.
- Services and conveniences: The usual suspects – Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. A few thoughts here. They have a convenience store, which is handy (especially if you need a late-night snack when, you know, the room service [24-hour] is too tempting. The concierge was super helpful.
For the Kids and the Kid in You
This place is family-friendly. They offer a Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
Safety and Security – Peace of Mind
- Security: Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Proposal spot, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms. They take safety seriously. There are Safety/security feature in the room. The CCTV made me feel that much safer. I liked it.
Getting Around – The Practical Stuff
- Getting around: They offer Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Easy access which always gets a thumbs up!
The Verdict: Is It Really an Escape?
Yes. Absolutely. But it's not perfect. Be smart about accessibility and if you have specific needs, call them and ask.
Here's the deal, folks:
- Pros: Stunning rooms, incredible ocean views, great amenities (pool, spa, restaurants), excellent Wi-Fi, family-friendly. I really, really enjoyed the facilities. The pool, the spa, the food. It's all top-notch.
- Cons: Potential accessibility issues,
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travel itinerary. This is the real, messy, sweaty Vietnam experience, TT - Two-Bedroom Apartment with Ocean View edition. And let me tell you, it's…a journey.
Vietnam: Ocean View & Existential Dread (and Delicious Food)
Day 1: Arrival – Saigon Shenanigans & Apartment Angst
- Morning (7:00 AM): Wake up in a cramped hostel in Bangkok (delayed flight, surprise!), fueled by instant coffee that tastes suspiciously like old socks. Vow never to book a budget airline again. Ever. (Narrator: She will.)
- Mid-morning (10:00 AM): Finally, finally, board the plane to Ho Chi Minh City! The flight is a blur of crying babies, the relentless hum of the engine, and a deep-seated fear of turbulence. Why do I do this to myself?
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Touchdown in Saigon! The air hits you like a warm, humid punch in the face. Immediately regretting the tailored linen outfit I thought would be "chic." Immigration involves a lot of sweaty palms and hoping my passport photo doesn't look too much like a wanted criminal.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Taxi to the apartment! (Praying the driver doesn't try to scam me. He looks like he's practicing for a Bond villain role.) Arrive at the address. Drumroll please: It's…slightly further from the beach than advertised. Okay, deep breaths. It's still an ocean view, right? (Spoiler alert: it is. Kinda. You have to squint and bend your neck at a 45-degree angle.)
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Holy moly, the apartment! Two bedrooms, yes! Ocean view, check! But…the decor? Think "Grandma's Beach House After a Hurricane." Faded floral prints, mismatched furniture, and a distinct smell of…sunscreen and despair? I'm going to need a strong drink. Also, is that a gecko on the ceiling? (Narrator: It is.)
- Evening (6:00 PM): Explore the neighborhood. Find a pho place that looks promising. Order food with a combination of pointing and wildly gesticulating. Food arrives. Amazing. Tears of joy. This is why I travel.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Attempt to navigate Saigon traffic on foot. Embrace the chaos. Nearly get run over by a motorbike approximately seven times. Decide I need a very large beer. Find a rooftop bar. Watch the city lights glitter. Feel a sense of…belonging? Maybe? Mostly relief that I'm still alive.
Day 2: Beach Blunders & Food Coma
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up. The gecko is still there. Decide to befriend it. Head to the beach.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Beach time! Sunscreen applied (this time), lay down. It feels like a dream… until a rogue wave nearly wipes me out.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Attempt to swim. Get tossed around like a ragdoll by the surprisingly strong currents. Decide to stick to sunbathing.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Lunch. Street food, of course. Spicy noodles. Spring rolls. Banh mi that is so good, I almost weep. This is the true reason I travel!
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Take a nap on the beach. Get sand everywhere. Wake up sticky and slightly sunburnt. Worth it.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Explore a local market. Barter for a souvenir. Realize my haggling skills are abysmal. Pay way too much for a flimsy hat. At least it looks cute, right? (Narrator: No, it doesn't.)
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner at a seafood restaurant overlooking the ocean. Order too much food. Eat it all. Feel like a beached whale.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Stumble back to the apartment. Collapse onto the (surprisingly comfortable) bed. Gecko is still there. We exchange a knowing glance. This is the life. Sort of.
Day 3: Temple Trekking & Emotional Breakdown (Just a Little One)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Decide to visit a temple. Read somewhere that it's important. Research a temple. Get a taxi.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Arrive at the temple. It's beautiful! Smells of incense and ancient things. Wander around, feeling a bit awestruck. Take photos. Contemplate life. Am I happy? Am I doing the right thing?
- Mid-day (12:00 PM): Lunch. Back to the street food. Can't get enough of it. Get a massage (really feel a need to get some of that stress out).
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Post-massage nap. Dream of endless pho.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Okay, time for some reflection. Sit on the balcony, watch the ocean. A wave of…something…washes over me. Homesickness? Loneliness? Mild existential dread? Maybe a combination.
- Late Afternoon (6:00 PM): Decide to embrace the feeling. Order a pizza (because sometimes you need a goddamn pizza). Watch the sunset, eat pizza, and cry a little. No shame.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Decide to move on. Order a cocktail. Watch the city lights again - it’s better tonight, and order some fresh fruit juice because it seems a better idea.
Day 4: The Great Apartment Escape (and some more food, duh)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Wake up. The gecko has become my friend. Feel a weird sense of accomplishment for surviving the apartment.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Have breakfast. Want to buy some food at the market. Want to spend the day in the sun and just relax.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): More swimming, more sun. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to actually like the beach. Getting used to the sand, the waves, the… relentless sunshine.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Go out for a coffee near the beach. The coffee is strong and good. People-watching. Observe a couple. Think about love, but also dread the thought.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Visit a restaurant, find a bar (again), and keep myself company. Feel good about it.
- Evening (8:00 PM): The day is over. The beach is gone. Ready for the next part, the next adventure.
Day 5: Reflection & Departure
- Morning (9:00 AM): Do some last-minute souvenir shopping. (Yes, I still have no idea how to haggle.) Buy way too many postcards that I'll probably never mail.
- Midday (12:00 PM): One final delicious Vietnamese lunch. Seriously, I could live on this food. Almost sad to leave.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Pack. Try to cram everything into my suitcase, which is now bursting at the seams. End up sitting on it to close it.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Farewell hug with the gecko (just kidding…mostly). Check out of the apartment. Taxi to the airport.
- Evening (6:00 PM): At the airport. Reflect on the trip. It was messy. It was flawed. It was…amazing. There were moments of pure bliss mixed with moments of pure chaos. There were delicious meals, overwhelming humidity, and a gecko that became an unexpected friend.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Board the plane, exhausted but happy. Vow to come back to Vietnam someday. And maybe, just maybe, to learn how to haggle . And avoid budget airlines. Seriously.
- Final Thought: Vietnam, you beautiful, crazy place. You've worn me out, fed me ridiculously well, and made me feel things I didn't know I could. Thank you. Now, to plan my next adventure… (Whispers: But maybe not another beach apartment? Maybe?)
Vietnam Ocean View Escape: Your Dream 2-Bedroom Awaits! - FAQ (With a Side of Chaos)
Okay, seriously, is the ocean view *really* as good as it looks in the photos? Because let's be real, photos LIE.
Alright, hold up. I asked myself the SAME THING before booking. I've seen some *terrible* ocean view promises in my time. And... drumroll please... YES. It's basically a panoramic, all-day, all-night, "holy-crap-that's-gorgeous" kind of view. I used to sit there, sipping my atrocious instant coffee (more on THAT later), and just… stare. You know how sometimes you just… *need* to zone out? This place enables that. Honestly, the sunsets over the Vietnam Sea? Prepare to weep. Like, uncontrollably. I did. Don't judge me. Okay, judge a little. It's that good.
Two bedrooms… is it good for families or what? I’ve got a toddler who thinks 3 AM is party time.
Families, YES! Okay, so, the two bedrooms were a lifesaver. My toddler (a tiny terror named Bartholomew, bless his heart) decided that 3 AM was, indeed, party time. But thankfully, the parents (that's me and the long-suffering spouse) could collapse into our room after a battle of wills over bedtime. The layout actually works surprisingly well. It's not like one of those sterile, echo-y hotel suites. It feels more like a cozy, laid-back beach house feel - which is *exactly* what you need when you have little humans running amok. Just...bring earplugs. For yourself. And maybe your spouse. And then, just in case, a spare pack for any errant noises that come across in the night. The walls aren't *soundproof,* you know? Let's be real. That's a fantasy. But it's comfortable.
What amenities are offered? I need to know if I can survive without my daily avocado toast.
Okay, so, avocado toast… I feel you. There's a kitchen! Which is AMAZING. There’s a fridge, so you can load up on your fancy groceries. I think there was a toaster... *maybe*. Honestly, I blacked out some key appliance information out while I was there because the views were just so distracting. I recall a stove, utensils, and the general tools of cooking. The MOST IMPORTANT AMENITY? The *balcony*. Seriously. You can drink your morning coffee out there! And the sunset! (Did I mention the sunsets?) The resort itself probably has a restaurant that serves the basics... but the kitchen… I'd say that makes it a win. You might HAVE to bring your own avocado and toast, though. Because otherwise you might have to leave and that's a loss! Seriously speaking, you can probably survive. The important thing is the *escape*, right?
How's the internet? Because, uh, work. And Instagram. Priorities, people!
The internet… ah, the modern curse. It's… adequate. Let's be real. You're not going to be streaming HD movies all day. But for checking emails, video calls (mostly), and, yes, *ahem*, Instagramming those breathtaking sunset pics? Mostly fine. There were moments of glorious signal strength, and then… moments of… "crickets". It was a good reminder to disconnect though. The Wi-Fi is free! I spent enough time looking at the freaking screen, that I didn't even notice the issues until I was already leaving, honestly. Look, it's not a data haven. It's an ocean-view escape. Embrace the digital detox! And if you just *absolutely*, *positively* can't function without 100% reliable connectivity, maybe bring a portable hotspot. But honestly? Leave it at home and *enjoy* the fact that you can't check your work emails every five minutes. That's the BEST part.
Is it noisy? I need silence to function. Or at least, minimal screaming. Thanks, toddlers.
Noise… right. Well, you're in Vietnam, so it's not *monastically* silent. There's the ocean, obviously, so you get waves. Then there are the people. People are chatty, they're kids, and it’s hard to avoid. There might be some construction. Depends on when you go. The general area is pretty chill, not a crazy party town. My toddler was a loud constant presence, but that happens at every hotel. This place is not *designed* for complete silence, but it's way quieter than if you're in a busy city. I recommend bringing earplugs. And a white noise machine. And a really good sense of humor. And a lot of whiskey. I'm just kidding! Sort of... No it's not always quiet. But it IS beautiful and relaxing. And sometimes, that's enough to drown out the noise. Unless you're ME, in which case...it's not. Ahhhh. I miss it. I'd go back and deal with the noise in a heartbeat.
How close is the beach? I'm picturing myself, toes in the sand, sipping cocktails (or, more likely, chasing after rogue children).
Okay, so the beach… it's *close*. Like, closer than the distance from my couch to the fridge on a weekend. (And I *really* appreciate that distance, FYI). It's RIGHT THERE. Yes, you can picture yourself sipping cocktails (or, you know, wrangling toddlers). My "toddler wrangling" was definitely more of the latter. I lost count of how many times I had to sprint after Bartholomew when he decided to become a sand-eating shark. The sand IS beautiful and soft. The water? Gorgeous. Honestly, go to the beach!! Do it for me! I was too busy dodging tiny humans. You won't regret it. Just watch out for the rogue waves and the occasional seagull with a vendetta. And pack sunscreen. Seriously, pack a lot!
What's the food situation? I'm a picky eater, but I'm willing to try some local delicacies. Maybe. Possibly.
The food… okay, so, Vietnam is a FOODIE PARADISE. And I’m not. I'm your average, basic, "chicken nuggets and cheese" kinda gal. There are *tons* of restaurants in the area. From what I have been told, from my spouse, are authentic Vietnamese cuisine at reasonable prices. I stuck to rice, fruit, and the occasional (and extremely hesitant) foray into something that looked vaguely familiar. Look, I’m not a food critic. But there are options. And there’s fresh fruit! And...Infinity Inns
