**The Manor Elstree: Uncover the Secrets of This UK Hidden Gem!**
The Manor Elstree: Secrets Revealed (and a Few Gripes!) - A Brutally Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe some Earl Grey, if they have it – more on that later) on The Manor Elstree, that supposedly "hidden gem" nestled in the UK. I’ve just spent a few days there, and let me tell you, the experience was… a rollercoaster. Prepare for a review that's less polished brochure and more… well, me. My initial gut feeling? This place is trying to be fancy. And honestly, sometimes they get it right, and sometimes… well, let’s just say it's "charming" in a very British way.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Bless Their Hearts!
Okay, let's get the serious stuff out of the way first. As someone who appreciates a good time but also knows a thing or two about, you know, getting around, I was interested in what The Manor offered. On the accessibility front, I suspect they’re trying. I saw an elevator (score!), which is essential. However, while they mention facilities for disabled guests, details are… sparse. You'll be best off contacting them directly, because I'm not entirely sure how accessible the rooms actually are. They do have CCTV in common areas, which feels reassuring, though. And a doorman is a nice touch – always good to have someone to help with the luggage (and judge your questionable fashion choices).
Food Glorious Food (and a Few Hiccups): Dining, Drinking, and Snacking
Now, for the juicy bits – the grub! The restaurants are definitely a highlight. They tout international cuisine, and while it's not quite Michelin-star level, the food is generally good. Let's be real, I can't pass up a good meal and The Manor mostly delivered.
The Buffet Bonanza (Breakfast [Buffet]): The breakfast was… chaotic glorious. It’s a classic hotel buffet, with all the usual suspects. There was a Western breakfast (eggs, bacon, sausages – essential!), and even an Asian breakfast corner. I’m not sure how authentic it was but it was there. I loved the Coffee/tea in restaurant, and the endless supply of coffee. Just be prepared for a bit of a free-for-all. And note: The coffee shop is also a winner.
A la Carte Adventures: I had a lovely dinner at the main restaurant. The salad I ordered was fresh, and the desserts in restaurant? Oh, the desserts. Magnificent. I also appreciated that they offered Alternative meal arrangement, in case, you know, you're feeling particularly picky or have dietary restrictions.
Bar Hopping & Happy Hour: The bar itself is cozy, and they have a decent Happy hour. The Poolside bar, I could never get to work because of the rain that didn't stop.
Snack Attack: There’s a Snack bar, which is perfect for grabbing a quick bite. And they even offer Breakfast takeaway service – genius!
My Foodie Faults: I have to take a slight negative point, though, and report that I didn’t see a Vegetarian restaurant.
Ways to Relax (and Maybe, Just Maybe, Get a Little Pampered): Spa & Wellness
Alright, let's talk pampering. The Manor boasts a Spa, a Sauna, and a Steamroom. I was particularly eager to try it out, as I am a fan of a good spa day.
The pool with a view was an amazing addition, and I did just love the experience. It was relaxing and I had a fabulous time.
My Spa Shenanigans: My goal was to experience a Body scrub and Body wrap, which I found when taking a look the Spa/sauna. Overall it was pretty relaxed and fun. Now, here’s where things get… interesting. I specifically asked for a more "vigorous" massage, and whilst the therapist was lovely, she went for the "gentle breeze" technique, which has its place, but it wasn't going to work for my poor knotted back. I guess, if you're after a super-relaxing, gentle experience, it’s great. If you need a good DEEP knead, specify.
Cleanliness and Safety: Trying Their Best During These Weird Times
In the post-COVID world, cleanliness is everything. Here, it was clear they were making an effort. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Staff trained in safety protocol. The Daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring. They offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which I appreciated (it’s nice to have a choice).
The Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items was also reassuring.
Rooms and Amenities: Cozy-ish, With a Few Quirks
Okay, let's talk rooms. I stayed in a "Superior Whatever" room (I forget – details, details). It was… fine. Air conditioning was a godsend, especially during that random heatwave. Free Wi-Fi? Yes, in all rooms! Big tick. They also have a Laptop workspace which is important.
The Good: The bed was comfortable, and I loved the slippers. The Bathtub and good Shower was a plus as well. The Bathrobes are always a welcome touch.
The Less-Than-Perfect: The soundproofing wasn't the greatest. I could hear the guests next door talking at times. Also, the In-room safe box was a bit fiddly. And I’m still searching for the perfect Hair dryer.
They offer Rooms sanitized between stays, which added to my sense of well-being.
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging):
Honestly, Elstree itself is a bit… quiet. But here's what you can do.
Fitness center and Gym/fitness are available, so if you like a workout in your trip that's possible.
Meetings are possible, so if you are going on a business trip, it's good news.
Business facilities, including Audio-visual equipment for special events, Meetings/banquet facilities – they’ve got you covered.
For the kids, there is Babysitting service, which is a plus.
The Quirky Extras and Annoying Nuances
Convenience store: There is a tiny convenience store. It's handy for snacks, but don't expect a massive selection.
I really appreciated the Wake-up service.
One minor quibble: getting the Invoice provided sorted after checkout was a bit of a palaver.
Getting Around: Taxi, Car, or …?
- Car park [free of charge] is great. And they offer Valet parking.
- Taxi service.
The Verdict: Should You Book The Manor Elstree?
Honestly? Yes, with a few caveats.
Here’s the Emotional Breakdown:
- Overall: A solid three and a half stars.
- Positives: Good food, friendly staff, a decent spa (if you specify!), and a genuine attempt at offering a lovely experience.
- Negatives: Some areas feel slightly dated or, well, "trying too hard." Accessibility information could be clearer. And perhaps a smidge more attention to detail in the rooms.
Here's my personalized offer:
Tired of the Same Old Hotel Hype? Crave a British Escape with a Touch of "Charming"?
Book your stay at The Manor Elstree before [date], and I will personally throw in a complimentary voucher for the Poolside Bar (weather permitting!).
Why You'll Love It:
- Delicious Dining: Indulge in tasty international cuisine, from the breakfast buffet to the exquisite desserts.
- Spa Serenity: Get pampered with treatments and a pool with a view.
- Relax and Recharge: Escape from everyday life.
- The Charm Factor: It's genuinely British and quirky.
Book now and prepare to discover the secrets of The Manor Elstree, imperfections and all! You won't regret it – even if the massage is a little too gentle!
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The Manor Elstree: A Gloriously Messy Weekend
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram travelogue. This is real life, people. This is me, trying to find a decent cup of tea and a functioning brain cell after a frantic dash to Elstree. The Manor Hotel. Seems fancy, right? Well, let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we?
Friday: Arrival & Mild Panic
2:00 PM - The Great Escape (From London, That Is): Train from King's Cross. Packed like sardines. Stood next to a guy who was very enthusiastic about his spreadsheets. I'm pretty sure he was trying to optimize the commute. Bless him. The journey was supposed to be delightful, countryside views and all that. Instead, I spent most of the time fighting off a persistent urge to nap. The good news: the train did arrive. The bad news? I'd forgotten my charger. My phone is my lifeline, people! Prepare yourselves for photo-less updates.
3:00 PM - The Manor's Entrance (and My Immediate Regret): Uber to The Manor. Gorgeous building from the outside, all imposing brick and promise. Reception? A little less grand. A bit, shall we say, tired. Check-in was painless enough, but I immediately got the feeling that the "boutique" experience might lean more towards "slightly faded elegance." Cue the internal groan.
3:30 PM - Room Reveal (and the Search for Tea): Room. Clean enough. View? Of a car park. Sigh. I needed tea. Desperately. Found the kettle, found the instant coffee (yes, really), but no tea bags. This is a crisis. A proper, British crisis. Wandered around, slightly panicked, when a kind cleaner took pity and produced a solitary Earl Grey from her stash. Saved.
4:00 PM - Wandering & Wondering: Honestly, spent a solid hour wandering around, getting a feel for the place. They do have a beautiful old library, filled with imposing leather-bound books. I briefly envisioned myself as a sophisticated, book-loving traveler, sipping sherry in front of a crackling fire. Then I tripped over a rug, nearly took out a vase, and realised I was, in fact, still me.
6:00 PM - Dinner Reservations: Attempt #1: Made reservations at their restaurant, "The Grill Room." Excited. After all the faff, a proper meal felt like the reward.
7:00 PM - The Grill Room…Underwhelming: The menu promised much. The execution? Well, it was edible. I ordered the Duck with raspberry sauce, the duck was cooked perfectly, but the sauce… I suspect it came from a jar. Ate it anyway. Forced a smile.
9:00 PM - The Bar!: A chance! To forget my dinner. I asked for a gin and tonic and the bartender offered ten different options. He knew his craft. As I drank it I heard laughter of some people at a next table. I joined them and enjoyed my evening.
Saturday: Ups and Downs (and the Occasional Near-Disaster)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast Blues: The breakfast buffet was… adequate. The scrambled eggs looked a little pale and watery, but I went for it. My innards have been forgiving so far. The coffee, again, was instant. At least they had pastries.
- 9:00 AM - A Walk in the Woods: Elstree Woods are practically on the doorstep. Brave the drizzle and take a walk. The air was fresh, the trees were lovely, and I momentarily felt a pang of contentment. Found a muddy puddle and my shoes are now a lovely shade of 'earth'.
- 10:30 AM - The Cinema of Stars: The Manor is close to Elstree Studios. Apparently where they film "EastEnders" and various other things. I tried to sneak a peek, but they have crazy security. Saw a couple of people in tracksuits with headsets. Probably important.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at the Local Pub: Decided to venture off-site for lunch. Found a proper, traditional pub - The Wishing Well. Hearty food, roaring fire, and the feeling of being a local. This, I thought, is what I was looking for! Ordered a ham, egg, and chips and it was perfect!
- 2:00 PM - Spa Dreams…or Nightmares?: The Manor has a spa, which I was very excited about. Booked a massage. Thought I was going to emerge feeling relaxed. Instead? The massage was a bit… vigorous. The therapist seemed to have a personal vendetta against my knots. I’m pretty sure I can feel a bruise forming on my shoulder.
- 4:00 PM - Down Time.: Went back to my room and rested. Watched some TV and relaxed.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Reservations: Attempt #2: I'm going to eat at a really fine restaurant tonight. Need to be prepared.
- 7:00 PM - The Grill Room… More Underwhelming: Tonight I ordered the steak. The steak was perfectly cooked I'd have to say. Still it wasn't much better than last night. I was frustrated.
Sunday: The Farewell (and a Glimmer of Hope)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast Round Two: Same as yesterday. Ate a pastry, because, well, why not?
- 10:00 AM - Stroll by the Pool: I was feeling a little bit better. I went to walk by the pool. It was lovely, but I didn't dare touch the water.
- 11:00 AM - Check-Out and Departure: Check-out was rapid, and I escaped with a sigh of relief.
- 12:00 PM - Reflection and the Verdict: Overall? The Manor Elstree is a bit of a mixed bag. Beautiful building, but lacking in soul. I think the staff are trying, and the location is fantastic, but it really felt a bit… flat. Next time, I'd probably skip the spa, and explore more of the local pubs. But hey, at least I survived, right? And I have a story to tell.
- 1:00 PM - Back to London…and the Real World: The train was on time. Found my seat and promptly fell asleep. Dreamt of perfectly brewed tea, perfectly cooked food, and a world without instant coffee. Maybe next time.
