Parnell's BEST Hotel & Conference Centre: Unforgettable NZ Experience!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of Parnell's BEST Hotel & Conference Centre: Unforgettable NZ Experience! And trust me, "unforgettable" is a word you're going to hear a lot. Get ready for the real deal, not some polished, PR-approved drivel. This is me, unfiltered.
First Impressions & Accessibility - Navigating the Maze (and my own clumsiness)
So, the first thing that hit me wasn't the breathtaking views, although those are spectacular (more on that later, obvi). It was the… well, the sheer size of the place. It's a sprawling complex, which, on the one hand, is impressive. On the other hand? Finding your room can feel like an Olympic sport. Thank goodness for the elevators, because my calves were screaming just thinking about all those stairs.
Accessibility: Okay, for my peeps who need it, this is crucial. They advertise themselves as accessible. And from what I saw – plenty of elevators, ramps and things… They seemed to genuinely try to accommodate guests with mobility issues. I wasn't personally testing it out, but the infrastructure seemed solid.
But… and there always needs be a "but"… The hallways can still feel a bit long, especially after a few too many cocktails at the bar (which, by the way, is a definite pro).
The Rooms: Sanctuary (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Right, so, finally made it to the room. And… woah. Seriously. Woah. Okay, a whole host of things are available in all rooms - Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, a bathroom phone (fancy!), bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, a closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Let's get real, though: that in-room safe box is a lifesaver. I'm notoriously scatterbrained. I love the free wifi, so I was able to get some work done. The bed? Heavenly. I swear, I sunk into it like quicksand.
A Quick Anecdote About the Interconnecting Rooms: We were with a family group, which meant we absolutely had to get an interconnecting room, which this hotel did. This was great for the kids, and also great to share the bathroom, and the fridge with everyone, since the rooms had a refrigerator and a bathroom. The only downside, was the soundproofing wasn't quite as perfect as I'd hoped.
The Amenities: A Sensory Overload (in a good way!)
Okay, this is where Parnell's BEST genuinely shines. They've got everything. Seriously. It's like a grown-up playground.
- The Spa/Sauna/Steamroom/Pool: I'm a sucker for a good spa day, and the spa here? Divine. The pool with the view is breathtaking. The sauna was hot enough to melt my worries away, and the steam room made me feel like I was getting a deep tissue massage for my pores. I opted for the Body Scrub and Body Wrap, and frankly, I floated out of there. Pure bliss.
- Fitness Center/Gym: If you're into that whole "exercise" thing, the gym is well-equipped. I tried. I really did. But the pull of the pool was too strong. Let's just say I admired the equipment more than I used it.
- Restaurants & Bars: Food Glorious Food (and Drink!)
This is where the whole experience really becomes unforgettable. The food is incredible. And there are so many options! Seriously, I started drooling just looking at the options, it was almost an embarrassment.
- A la carte in restaurant: Definitely great options available.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Lots of delicious options.
- Bar: Well-stocked, great atmosphere. Happy hour? Yes, please!
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet was insane! Breakfast in room is also available.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, coffee shop: Always a necessity!
- Poolside bar: Because who doesn't love a cocktail by the pool?
- Restaurants: Several different options to choose from.
- Room service [24-hour]: This is key. Especially when jet lag hits.
- Vegetarian restaurant, Western & Asian Cuisine: Something for everyone.
Now, About That "Unforgettable NZ Experience"…
Look, I'm not going to lie. This place is geared up to be a conference centre. Seminars are also available. Events can be held on-site, at the indoor and outdoor venues.
Speaking of events, if you've to host a romantic get away, there's a proposal spot.
They've really thought of it all. They have facilities for the disabled guests, Family/child friendly and babysitting services are available.
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitizing and Sanitizing (and More Sanitizing) Anti-viral cleaning products, breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment
The small inconveniences
There are a lot of things to do at the hotel, so there's a Convenience store. You can go to the Gift/souvenir shop so you'll have a memorabilia for your stay. Dry cleaning, laundry service and ironing service can be available so you won't have to worry about the wrinkles on your dresses. Invoice provided so you can easily file for reimbursement.
Some minor categories that you must be aware of
Facilities for disabled guests, Family/child friendly Security [24-hour] Airport transfer Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking
The Verdict: Worth the Hype (Mostly!)
Parnell's BEST Hotel & Conference Centre delivers on its promise of an "unforgettable NZ experience." It's a bit of a splurge, for sure. But for a special occasion, a romantic getaway, or just a chance to escape and be pampered, it's absolutely worth it. Just be prepared to navigate a bit of a maze and pack your appetite!
My Imperfect Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (Lost a half-star for the occasional navigation challenge and the slight hit-or-miss soundproofing).
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're off to the Parnell Hotel and Conference Centre in New Zealand. Prepare for a schedule that’s less "precision Swiss watch" and more "slightly caffeinated hummingbird on a sugar rush." And frankly, that's how I roll.
My Very Chaotic, Utterly Authentic Parnell Adventure
(Disclaimer: I'm not a travel agent. This is not a "how-to." This is a "how I did it, and it was a ride." You have been warned.)
Day 1: Arrival and the Unexpected Beauty of a Broken Lamp
- 9:00 AM (Give or take a volcanic eruption of morning grump): Arrive at Auckland Airport. Jet lag is already a clingy, sweaty ex-boyfriend. Find the shuttle. Hope the driver isn't one of those maniacs who think "scenic route" means "death trap."
- 10:00 AM: Shuttle arrives at the hotel. Oh. My. God. The Parnell Hotel looks… respectable. Not exactly "Instagrammable mansion," but definitely cozy enough to hide from the world (which is my primary travel goal). Check-in. Find the room. Immediately drop my suitcase and swear loudly.
- 10:15 AM: Inspect the room. Nice! Well, nice ish. The view… I mean, it's a view. Across the street, I think. Ah, and the bed… seems comfy. Wait…is that a… slightly broken lamp? A little bit of the shade just wants to fall off the table. Hmmm. Well, you know what? It's perfect. It's got character. It's a conversation starter (should anyone actually talk to me). It's a metaphor for my life. I love it.
- 11:00 AM: Unpack. Fail miserably. Half my clothes immediately explode onto the floor. Okay, deep breaths. Focus.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel restaurant. Order the fish and chips. It's New Zealand! It's practically a requirement. And you know what? It's bloody delicious. (I mean, REALLY good. Like, "I could eat this every day" good). The waiter is friendly, but maybe a little too eager to chat. I have a feeling this is going to be a running theme in New Zealand. I'm not sure if I'm ready to be that sociable yet.
- 1:30 PM: Attempt to explore Parnell. Get hopelessly lost immediately. Spend 20 minutes questioning my life choices. Finally stumble upon a charming little cafe.
- 2:00 PM: Coffee and a pastry. (Needed. Desperately.) Watch the people. The New Zealanders seem… nice. Really, really nice. This is going to be overwhelming. I'm used to jaded city dwellers. This might be too much wholesomeness for my cynical soul.
- 3:00 PM: Find the Parnell Rose Garden. Wowza! And I mean it, 'wowza'. Stop and Smell the Roses.
- 4:00 PM: Decide I need a lie-down. The jet lag is trying to claim victory. Retreat to the broken lamp.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Decide to be adventurous. Order something exotic with a name I can't pronounce. Regret it immediately. (It involved something fishy - actual fish, not my internal state).
- 8:00 PM: Stare at the broken lamp. Consider writing a poem about its resilience. Fall asleep.
Day 2: The Winery Revelation and the Great Scone Debate
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. It's a miracle! Jet lag is still there, but it's not actively trying to kill me. Coffee. Lots of coffee.
- 9:00 AM: Decide to take a hop-on-hop-off bus tour. Big mistake. The tour guide is a font of useless facts delivered with the enthusiasm of a hostage negotiator. (Maybe I'm just projecting.)
- 10:00 AM: Get off the bus at a winery. Finally. This is what I came for. Wine. Glorious wine.
- 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM: The Winery Experience. My friends, this deserves its own paragraph. I'm not kidding. This was the defining moment of the trip. I'm not a wine snob, mind you. I'm more of a "point it and gulp" kind of gal. But this? This was a revelation. The sun. The grapes. The stunning view. The wine, which wasn't too bad (I think, I did have to drive back). The people. Ah, the people! I got chatting with a couple from… (shuffles through notes) …Devon! (I knew it felt like a warm blanket – I think… I’m a bit hazy on the details. Shhh.) We were gabbing for the whole time! About everything and anything, but mostly about how great the wine was. We spent two more hours there. It was the best day of my life! The best day EVER!
- 2:00 PM: Return to the hotel. The world feels… brighter. Maybe it's the wine. Definitely the wine.
- 3:00 PM: Afternoon tea. (Because, apparently, I'm becoming a hobbit.) Arrive at the Parnell Conference Centre. Now, the scones… the scones were… contentious. They were dry. Like, desert-dry. Like, you could build a miniature sand dune with them. But the jam was good! The clotted cream… well, I'm not sure I entirely understand clotted cream. Is it a fancy kind of butter? Is it a food for royalty? Is it… good? I'm still debating. (The scones are still bad, though.)
- 4:00 PM: Walk the hotel grounds, trying to at least look like a functioning human being.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I keep ordering the wrong thing. Everything feels alien. Everything looks, and feels, unfamiliar.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the broken lamp. Reflect on life. Consider buying a new lamp, but the broken one is growing on me.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 3: Departure and Lingering Reflections (Mostly About Scones)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Still alive. Progress! Breakfast buffet. Try to be civilized. It’s hard.
- 9:00 AM: Pack. Repeat the clothes-exploding-onto-the-floor routine. Wonder if this is a personal failing or just part of the job.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the broken lamp. I might actually miss it.
- 11:00 AM: Shuttle to the airport. The driver is, thankfully, not a maniac.
- 12:00 PM: Flight home.
- Various Unspecified Times: Reflect on New Zealand. The wine was amazing. The people were lovely. The scones were… a challenge. I should have gotten help!
And that, my friends, is my Parnell adventure. It wasn't perfect. It was messy. It was probably slightly embarrassing, but it was mine. And now I'm probably going to spend the next week dreaming about wine and, inevitably, the broken lamp. (And maybe, just maybe, finally understanding the mysteries of the Clotted Cream.)
(Now if you'll excuse me, I need a nap.)
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Parnell's BEST Hotel & Conference Centre: FAQs (Frankly, We've Been There!)
So, is Parnell's BEST actually *the* BEST? Seriously?
Alright, alright, let's get this out of the way. The name? A bold claim. BEST? More like… *Pretty Good* with a few caveats, and a whole lotta charm. Listen, I stayed there for a conference – let's just say "intense networking" – last year. My expectations were sky-high, you know? “BEST” sets a certain tone. I envisioned sparkling chandeliers, staff bowing (maybe I'd gone overboard), a personal butler offering me a constant stream of Earl Grey… Instead? A perfectly pleasant, slightly worn, but undeniably functional hotel. Think well-loved, not brand spanking new. And honestly? That's okay. Sometimes, "pretty good" is all you need.
What's the food like? Because conference food is usually… a horror show.
The food. Oh, the food. Okay, look. Let's be honest. Conference catering is a gamble. You're usually stuck with rubbery chicken and suspiciously beige mashed potatoes. I will say this: Parnell's BEST *tries*. They really do. The breakfast buffet was actually decent. The pastries were fresh (crucially important!), and there was a decent coffee machine thingy that kept me upright through the early sessions. Lunch? A mixed bag. One day, a truly excellent lamb roast. Another? A slightly dry pasta salad that tasted… well, a bit like sadness. (I might be projecting after that presentation about "synergy".) Dinner, during the conference gala, was surprisingly good. They pulled out all the stops. Even the vegetarian option wasn’t a sad bowl of steamed vegetables. I'd say, manage your expectations. Don’t expect Michelin star quality, but you probably won’t starve. Pack some emergency snacks. You know, for survival. Chocolate helps.
Tell me about those conference rooms. Are they… depressing? Because fluorescent lights and stale air… ugh.
Okay, the conference rooms. This is where things get...variable. *Mostly* functional. Some are great – natural light, decent views (if you like looking at the city, which I do). Others? Well, they felt like they hadn’t been updated since the early 2000s. Fluorescent lights, check. Stale air, double-check. The projector was a bit dodgy; I saw one presentation where the presenter’s face was entirely obscured by a flickering blue light. It was… dramatic. The acoustics weren’t fantastic, either. Prepare to strain to hear the keynote speaker. My advice? Grab a seat near the front, bring a notepad (for doodling during the boring bits, obviously), and hope for the best. Honestly, the best part was the coffee breaks. Those were a lifesaver.
What about the rooms themselves? Are they… clean? And comfortable?
The rooms... Okay, here’s the tea. Clean? Yes, generally. Comfortable? Mostly! My room was fine, nothing spectacular. Standard hotel fare: comfy bed (thank heavens!), a decent-sized TV, and a bathroom that, crucially, had good water pressure. The décor was… let’s call it "classic". Think muted tones, functional furniture, and the kind of artwork that you wouldn’t notice if you weren't looking for it. The one *major* issue? The air conditioning. It was either freezing cold or blowing hot air, and the controls seemed to have a mind of their own. I spent one night huddled under the duvet, sweating like I was in a sauna. Another, I woke up shivering. So, pack layers. Seriously. And maybe bring a fan, just in case.
Is the staff friendly? Because a grumpy hotel staff can ruin your whole experience.
The staff. Okay, this is where Parnell's BEST really shines. The staff were genuinely lovely. Friendly, helpful, and always willing to go the extra mile. I remember one morning, I was rushing to a session, and I tripped over my own feet (graceful, I know). A staff member saw me, rushed over, and actually helped me pick up my scattered notes. Then, she even went out of her way to find me a coffee. (Hero!) They were patient, understanding, and genuinely seemed to care about their guests having a good experience. Honestly, the staff made up for any shortcomings the hotel might have had. They're a true asset. Give them a raise!
Location, location, location! Is it actually in Parnell? What's around there?
Yes! It's in Parnell. That's a big plus. Parnell is charming. Think cobblestone streets, cute little shops, and art galleries. Very posh! It's also a relatively easy walk to the city center. The only problem? Parking. Parking in Parnell is a NIGHTMARE. Absolutely brutal. Prepare to circle the block for what feels like an eternity. (I’m still having flashbacks.) Alternatively, take an Uber. Or walk. Otherwise, you'll miss out on the experience. Great restaurants… you’re spoiled for choice. I had an AMAZING dinner at (can’t recall the name, blame the conference wine) and found a great Italian place! Loads of things to browse and do and see… Oh and there's the Auckland Domain nearby for a nice stroll... if you have time. Pro tip: Explore.
Okay, the big question. Would you go back?
Hmm. This is a tricky one. Would I *choose* it for a romantic getaway? Probably not. The "BEST" in the name might set the wrong expectations.. But for a conference? Yes, actually. The location is great, the staff are wonderful, and let's be honest, it's perfectly acceptable. It's not perfect, but it's… fine. And sometimes, fine is good enough. Plus, the memory of that lamb roast lingers. And hey, at least I have some good stories to tell, right? So yes, I probably *would* go back. But I'd pack extra chocolate.
Any weird or specific observations you have?
Oh, absolutely. Okay, so there was this slightly unsettling painting in the lobby. A very large, very abstract piece. I swear, every time I walked past it, the eyes seemed to follow me. Creeped me out every single time. Oh, and the elevators! They were slow. Painfully slow. I ended up taking the stairs more often than not. Good for the thighs,Findelicious Hotels
