Mykonos Earth Suites: Uncover Greece's BEST Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the glorious mess that is reviewing Mykonos Earth Suites. Forget those sterile, boring hotel reviews. This is going to be REAL. Mykonos, here we come!
Mykonos Earth Suites: Unveiling (and maybe over-analyzing) Greece's BEST Hidden Gem!
First off, the name itself… "Earth Suites." Okay, I'm in. It sounds… grounding, you know? Like, maybe I won't be swept away by the usual Mykonos whirlwind of blinding white and thumping beats. Maybe… just maybe… this place offers something a little… different. Let's find out, shall we?
Accessibility: (Important!)
Alright, serious note for a hot minute. Accessibility is HUGE. Mykonos can be a bit… challenging for those with mobility issues. I didn’t personally experience anything here, but the website’s vague. I'd ask specifics. It could be a dealbreaker, so check the details, people!
Arrival - The Gaze And The Gift
So, landing in Mykonos is a sensory overload (in the best way). Immediately, you're hit with a blast of the Aegean Sea, the sun beaming down, and the general feeling of "YES, I am on vacation!" The airport transfer? Smooth as silk. Valet parking is provided, which is a massive win. This already suggests this is a luxury hotel. Check-in – contactless! Genius. My inner germaphobe gave a little squeal. The front desk (24-hour, by the way, VERY reassuring) was friendly and efficient, and I was off to my room in a flash.
Rooms: My Personal Fortress
Okay, my room… breath-taking. Seriously. The "Earth" theme is no gimmick. Think natural tones, sleek design, and somehow… calmness. You know how sometimes hotel rooms feel like sterile boxes? Not here. This felt like a little sanctuary.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (essential!), alarm clock (ugh, but necessary), bathrobes (YES!), bathroom phone (fancy!), bathtub (perfect for soaking), black out curtains (blessed be!), carpeting (comfort!), closet (always key!), coffee/tea maker (AMAZING!), complimentary tea (spoiled!), daily housekeeping (thank you, angels!), desk (for pretending to be productive, lol), extra long bed (a godsend for us tall folk!), free bottled water (hydration station!), hair dryer (duh), high floor (always feels more… exclusive?), in-room safe box (peace of mind), internet access – LAN & wireless (yessss!), ironing facilities (wrinkle-free selfies!), laptop workspace (again, the illusion of work!), linens (crisp and clean), mini bar (temptation!), mirror (checking yourself in the mirror), non-smoking (important!), on-demand movies (movie nights!), private bathroom (obviously), reading light (late-night bookworm!), refrigerator (for late-night snacks!), safety/security feature (always important), satellite/cable channels (binge-watching capabilities!), scale (NO!), seating area (relax central), separate shower/bathtub (luxury!), shower (essential!), slippers (comfy feet!), smoke detector (important!), socket near the bed (charging heaven!), sofa (lounging goals!), soundproofing (bliss!), telephone (old school!), toiletries (fancy ones!), towels (fluffy!), umbrella (just in case!), visual alarm (thoughtful!), wake-up service (thank you, thank you!) and Wi-Fi [free] (duh! no brainer), and window that opens.
The Nitty-Gritty (and the Oh-So-Good Stuff - aka Food!)
- Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- This is where the Earth Suites ACTUALLY shines. There's a buffet for breakfast (I’m obsessed and I get to say I eat like a king/queen). The spread? Epic. Fresh pastries, local cheeses, the best Greek yogurt, and, for me, the holy grail: an Asian breakfast option (I'm not sure if this is an every day thing or exclusive for me).
- The Restaurant: This is the gem of this hotel, it is a Western Cuisine paradise. Every single option, the quality and the value: worth the visit. The food is good, the vibe is relaxing, and the service is impeccable.
- Poolside Bar: Happy hour is a must.
- Room Service: Available 24-hours, which is great, especially after a late night exploring.
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax - because duh)
Okay, so Mykonos is all about that sun-soaked, party-till-dawn lifestyle… but Earth Suites also gets that sometimes you just wanna chill.
- The Pool with a View: The infinity pool is a total showstopper. Picture this: crystal-clear water, panoramic views of the Aegean Sea, and… bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
- The Spa: They have a spa! A real spa! I treated myself to a massage (because, treat yo' self). It was heavenly. Deep tissue, melting away all the stress. I swear I could have stayed there all day. They also do body scrubs and body wraps.
- Fitness Center: Because, you know, gotta burn off those pastries. It's well-equipped, and hey, maybe you'll meet someone cute while you're at it.
- Sauna/Steamroom: Pure detox.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Perfection is Boring)
- No Pets Allowed. Unfortunately, I was unable to bring my dog.
- The price: It's definitely not a budget option. Earth Suites is a luxury play, so be prepared to spend (but, honestly, for what you get, it's worth it).
Cleanliness and Safety – Because This Is Important Now
I was seriously impressed. I swear, they were practically gleaming.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere: Check.
- Room sanitization opt-out (if you're feeling brave!)
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Check.
Services & Conveniences:
- Concierge: Invaluable. They helped me with everything from restaurant bookings to arranging a boat trip.
- Daily housekeeping: Immaculate. My room was always spotless.
- Luggage storage: Super helpful.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning/Ironing service: Convenient.
- Car park [free of charge]: No messing around with parking tickets.
- Concierge: An angel for arranging tours, etc…
Getting Around
- Airport Transfer: Brilliant.
- Taxi Service: Readily available.
Things to Do (Beyond the Obvious)
- Concierge recommendations: Trust them! They know the hidden gems.
- Boat trips: Do it! The beaches around Mykonos are legendary.
- Beach clubs: For a taste of the Mykonos party scene, but also chill vibes.
- Wandering the Chora (Mykonos Town): Getting lost in the alleyways is half the fun.
For the Kids
- Family/child friendly: Yay!
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Kids meal: Check.
My Verdict: Is Mykonos Earth Suites a Hidden Gem?
Absolutely. It's a sanctuary. A place to escape the chaos of Mykonos while still being close to everything. It's stylish, comfortable, and the service is genuinely exceptional. It's not just a place to stay; it's an experience.
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Mykonos Earth Suites
Look, I’m a cynic. I’ve stayed in enough hotels to know the drill. But Earth Suites? It actually surprised me. I went from expecting the usual tourist trap to feeling genuinely relaxed and pampered. The staff was attentive, the design impeccable.
But here's the thing: it's not perfect. It's expensive. Even within the luxury it's not perfect. But it felt real. It was a place where I could relax, reset, and recharge. And in Mykonos, that's a freaking miracle.
Final, Rambling Thoughts
I walked around in a zen-like state. This hotel became my happy place, a beautiful dream, a place to hide in.
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Mykonos Mayhem: A Schedule (Maybe) & Ramblings
Day 1: Arrival & "Uh, This Place is Real?"
Time: Early AM (like, REALLY early. 4 AM wake-up call? Seriously, body?!)
Event: Fly into Mykonos Airport. Or, as I'm calling it, "The Chaos Corral." Seriously, the baggage claim was like watching a game of Tetris played by a caffeinated octopus.
Transportation: Pre-booked transfer to Earth Suites. Hallelujah for that. After that flight, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to navigate my way out of a paper bag, let alone find a taxi.
Quirky Observation: The Greek gods must have loved white paint. Everything is dazzlingly white. Like, blindingly white. I'm half-expecting to see a giant tube of toothpaste break out in a chorus line.
Emotional Reaction: Pure. Unadulterated. Relief. And a tiny, giddy "OMG, I'm in Mykonos!" squeal somewhere deep in my soul.
Rambling: The transfer went smooth. Earth Suites is breathtaking! The views! The pool! The… wait, is that a tiny lizard sunbathing by the pool? Oh, my god, I love this place already. But… I need coffee. Desperately.
Imperfection Note: I didn't pack enough sunscreen. Rookie mistake. Already feeling the first whisper of a sunburn.
Time: Mid-Morning
Event: Check-in, Unpack (Sort Of), & Stumble Towards the Pool (aka: Paradise Found).
Quirky Observation: The Earth Suites staff? Angels. Literal angels. They're all so nice, and patient with my exhausted, jet-lagged self.
Emotional Reaction: Utter bliss. This pool… it's calling my name. I see a sun lounger with my name on it. Or maybe it's just the fact that I need to be horizontal immediately.
Rambling: Okay, unpacking. Or, rather, sifting through my suitcase with the vague intention of finding things. Then it’s onto the pool. The water is the perfect temperature. I’m going to go broke on sunblock.
Imperfection Note: Found a rogue chocolate in my bag from the flight! Winner winner!
Time: Afternoon
Event: Explore the Earth Suites (and maybe get lost).
Transportation: Feet.
Quirky Observation: The pathways are all winding and picturesque. A nightmare for someone with a terrible sense of direction like myself. I bet I’m not the only one.
Emotional Reaction: A delightful sense of disorientation mixed with the desire to keep looking. This place is incredible.
Rambling: Okay, so I was wrong. The place is a labyrinth. I've already gotten lost twice and ended up staring at a bougainvillea bush for a solid five minutes. Totally fine.
Imperfection Note: I’ve got to be careful of the little gecko's. I nearly stepped on one. My bad.
Time: Evening
Event: Dinner at the Earth Suite's Restaurant. Wine. And likely, a nap.
Quirky Observation: Dinner was heavenly. I also managed to spill red wine on my brand new white dress. Of course.
Emotional Reaction: Wine is absolutely the solution. Feeling good. Feeling very, very good.
Rambling: The food was exquisite. I tried the souvlaki. It was perfect. Then, the wine. And then the nap. Yep. Day one. Nailed it.
Imperfection Note: Still, the stain on the dress. Boo. Time to buy something new, I suppose.
Day 2: Beach Bonanza & OMG, I Love This Place (Again)
Time: Midday
Event: Beach day at Paradise Beach (yes, really.)
Transportation: Shuttle.
Quirky Observation: Some of the people on that beach looked… like they were trying to impress! I think I saw a human peacock.
Emotional Reaction: It’s… intense. But also, fun.
Rambling: Paradise Beach. OMG. The music! The people! The… the… everything! It's a bit much, but in the best way. I think I spent most of my time people-watching. The sheer variety of humanity on display is dazzling. I even saw a guy doing the splits on the sand. Truly a spectacle. I got a tan, drank some cocktails, and danced until my feet hurt.
Imperfection Note: Lost my sunglasses somewhere in the chaos. Classic. But hey, worth it.
Time: Evening
Event: Dinner at a local taverna in Chora.
Transportation: Taxi.
Quirky Observation: The narrow streets are like a lovely maze, and I almost managed to navigate myself well enough to get to the restaurant. Almost.
Emotional Reaction: Joy. So much joy. The food was incredible, the wine flowed, and I felt completely and utterly content.
Rambling: The food was authentic, the atmosphere was perfect. The people were lovely. Really the best meal of my life.
Imperfection Note: I’m starting to sound like a broken record, but one glass of wine turned into two, which turned into a whole LOT more. My judgment is starting to wane, and I'm suddenly very, very interested in buying handmade sandals. Send help!
Day 3: Delos Day Trip (AKA: Culture Shock!)
Time: Morning
Event: Ferry to Delos.
Quirky Observation: The ancient ruins were… well, they were ancient. And filled with people. And seriously hot in the sun.
Emotional Reaction: I felt a genuine sense of awe standing amongst the ruins. It was amazing.
Rambling: Delos was fascinating. The history! The architecture! The fact that people were worshipping gods here thousands of years ago! Incredible. But the heat was brutal. Bring water, people! And wear a hat! And maybe a small air conditioner.
Imperfection Note: I accidentally touched a very, very old statue. Oops.
Time: Afternoon
Event: Back to Earth Suites. Pool time. Read a book.
Quirky Observation: I'm starting to suspect that I’m addicted to the Earth Suites pool. I'm not proud.
Emotional Reaction: After the Delos heat, the pool was the best feeling in the world.
Rambling: I spent my afternoon horizontal by the pool. Bliss. Read a book. Forgot all about the real world for a few hours.
Imperfection Note: Okay, so I didn't finish the book. And I ate all the snacks. And sunburnt again.
Day 4: More Mykonos, More Magic
Time: Morning
Event: Explore Mykonos Town. Wander. Get potentially lost again.
Quirky Observation: The little white streets, the narrow, winding walkways. I'm pretty sure I saw a cat wearing sunglasses.
Emotional Reaction: Okay, maybe I'm falling in love with Mykonos.
Rambling: Mykonos Town is charming. Simply charming. I found a little bakery where I ate the most delicious pastry, sat by the sea, and watched the world go by. So many shops! So many photo ops! So little money to spend on things.
Imperfection Note: Failed at finding a cute bag. I saw one I liked, but it cost more than my entire travel wardrobe.
Time: Late Afternoon
Event: Sunset cocktails at Little Venice.
Quirky Observation: The sunset was magnificent but very tourist-packed. I swear, I could have reached out and touched the sun.
Emotional Reaction: Pure. Unadulterated. Magic.
Rambling: The sun setting over the sea, the colorful houses, the gentle breeze… It was picture-perfect. So many people though. A sea of selfie sticks.
Imperfection Note: I think I'm developing a tan line from my phone.
Time: Evening
Event: Dinner at a restaurant with a sunset view.
Quirky Observation: I over-ordered. Classic me.
Emotional Reaction: Amazing food. I am absolutely loving this place.
Rambling: I discovered so many fine dishes I'll never forget.
Imperfection Note: I’m
Mykonos Earth Suites: Uncover Greece's BEST Hidden Gem! ...Maybe? (A Slightly Over-the-Top FAQ)
Okay, Okay, So... What *IS* Mykonos Earth Suites, Really? Is it, like, actually hidden? I'm terrible at finding things.
The Pictures Look Gorgeous! But Are They, Y'Know, Photoshop-Gorgeous, or Real Gorgeous? I've been burned before.
What's the Vibe? Is it All Instagram Influencers, Or Can a Normal Person Exist There Without Feeling Inadequate?
Food! Tell Me About the Food! I Live to Eat.
The Rooms! What Are They Like? Are They Like, Tiny Hotel Prison Cells?
Is it kid-friendly? I have… kids.
Are there any downsides? Because nothing's perfect, right? Spill the Tea!
So, the big question: Would You Go Back? Seriously. Even if I promise not to steal your plunge pool.
