Sathorn Vista: Bangkok's BEST Marriott Executive Apartment? (You NEED to See This!)
Sathorn Vista: Bangkok's BEST Marriott Executive Apartment? (You NEED to See This!) - Absolutely!
Okay, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea (or, you know, the iced tea, because BANGKOK) on Sathorn Vista, a Marriott Executive Apartment in the heart of Bangkok. Forget what you think you know about hotels. This place? It’s different. It’s… well, it's almost too good. Actually, scratch that, it's not perfect (we'll get to that), but for a long-stay apartment in this crazy, vibrant city? Hold my Chang beer, because I’m excited.
Let's get one thing straight: this review is coming from a seasoned traveler, a bit of a control freak (cleanliness is KEY, folks!), and someone who values good coffee and escape above all else. So, if you're looking for a sugar-coated, corporate-approved review, you've come to the wrong place.
First Impressions & The "Oh My God, I Need a Shower" Moment (That Never Happened)
Accessibility? Yeah, they’ve got it. Elevators are plentiful, which is a huge win in Bangkok heat. And honestly, the whole place felt… spacious. Not sterile hotel spacious, but like a well-designed, actual apartment spacious. The lobby wasn’t some cold, marble void; it felt welcoming. And the best part? Wi-Fi in all rooms – FREE! Praise the internet gods! (More on that later).
Rooms: Your Own Little Kingdom (With a Few Quirks)
The rooms? They're amazing. Seriously. I snagged a suite, and it was like stepping into a beautifully air-conditioned haven. Air conditioning that actually works?! Bless you, Sathorn Vista! The blackout curtains were a godsend for battling jet lag. And the extra long bed? I could sprawl like a starfish and still not touch the edges. Glorious.
Okay, a small confession. The first room I got? The carpet looked a little suspect. Like, possibly had seen some questionable sticky-sweet stains in its time. The carperting in my initial room was a bit off color. I hate to say it felt a little dated and a bit stained. Luckily, I contacted the front desk, and bam, a quick upgrade! They were incredibly accommodating.
I loved having a kitchenette (it had a refrigerator, a coffee/tea maker and a microwave) – instant coffee upgrade! (Sorry, Starbucks, but sometimes you need that hotel-grade caffeine rush in the a.m.). Plus, there's a refrigerator, a safe box for your valuables, and oh, the shower! Plenty of hot water, good pressure. And the toiletries were decent quality. Even the slippers were comfy!
Room Amenities: The Essentials (and a Few Surprises)
- Free Wi-Fi: Crucial. Absolutely essential. I needed to upload all the crazy photos of the temples, food, and the city!. It was consistently fast and reliable, a total game-changer for work and streaming.
- Desk, high speed Internet
- Alarm clock: Surprisingly welcome.
- Ironing facilities: For when you inevitably wrinkle your best silk shirt.
- Satellite/cable channels: For those lazy days when you just want to collapse.
- Coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea: Because caffeine.
- Bottle of water, free bottled water
- Linens, towels: Fluffy!
The Food Scene: Nom Nom Nom (With a Few Hiccups)
Okay, let's talk eats. The Asian breakfast at the restaurant downstairs was pretty good. The usual suspects (eggs, bacon, pastries) plus a decent selection of Asian favorites. Buffet in restaurant? Yes, of course, it had. There was also the ability to get breakfast in room.
BUT, the coffee at breakfast… well, let's just say it could’ve used a shot of espresso. I ended up getting an american from the coffee shop. Thank heavens for the coffee shop and the desserts in restaurant! They were so good.
They also had a room service [24-hour] service which was a lifesaver the first night. I opted for just a plain, simple cheese burger. It arrived quickly and it was, in my opinion, the best damn burger I’ve eaten in the last 5 years.
They had vegetarian restaurant and options, and I think there was a salad in restaurant.
On the plus, it looks like, according to the data that was shared, they're taking some steps to minimize risks (a la COVID-19): breakfast takeaway service, contactless check-in/out, hand sanitizer, individually-wrapped food options and many other amenities.
Things to Do (And Ways to Avoid Doing Anything)
- The Pool with a View: Stunning. Seriously. I could have spent all day there. It’s an outdoor swimming pool, and it offers the perfect escape from the Bangkok heat. I heard they had a poolside bar, but didn't get around to experiencing it.
- Fitness Center: I, uh, looked at it. From the outside. (Okay, and maybe I walked past it once). It was there. It looked well-equipped. You're welcome.
- Spa: This is where Sathorn Vista really shines. The Spa/sauna, steamroom, massage area was an oasis of calm. I had a body scrub, and it was pure bliss. I seriously considered having a body wrap as well.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Annoyingly Necessary Pandemic Stuff
Here's where Sathorn Vista absolutely nails it. I'm a stickler for cleanliness, and I was impressed. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. You're not going to find many places in Bangkok that are cleaner and more thorough.
Services and Conveniences: They've Thought of Everything (Almost)
- Daily housekeeping: My room was SPOTLESS every day. This is HUGE for a long stay.
- Concierge: Super helpful with recommendations and booking tours.
- Laundry service/dry cleaning/ironing service: Essential for the "I wish I’d packed more appropriate clothes" moments.
- Luggage storage, Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: Pretty standard, but appreciated.
- Front desk [24-hour], Doorman
The "Not-So-Perfect" Bits (Because Let's Be Real)
- The location, while great, is on a slightly busy street. So, noise can be an issue if you're a light sleeper. I brought ear plugs.
- I missed the poolside bar.
- I really wished they had bicycle rentals.
- It's a business apartment, so it doesn't have your typical resort vibe. But, you know, I'm not a resort person.
Overall: Is Sathorn Vista Worth It?
Absolutely. YES. For a long-stay apartment in Bangkok, it's fantastic. It's comfortable, clean, convenient, and has all the amenities you need. This is the place you go when you need a home away from home, and you’re ready to explore. I felt safe, relaxed, and energized to attack the city. It's the perfect base for exploring Bangkok.
Final Verdict: 4.5 out of 5 Stars (Minus half a star for the slightly-stained carpet and the weak coffee)
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Escape to Paradise: Luxury Sativa Villas Await in Indonesia
Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your typical travel itinerary. This is a surgical dissection of my impending Bangkok adventure, scheduled (loosely) to be held at the Sathorn Vista, and it’s going to be as messy, unpredictable, and wonderfully confused as I am.
Title: Bangkok Bound & Utterly Bewildered: A Messy Itinerary (Pray for Me)
The Players: Me, Myself, and I (and possibly a stray cockroach or two – let's be honest, it's Bangkok).
The Venue (in theory): Sathorn Vista, Bangkok - Marriott Executive Apartments (Luxury? Probably above my pay grade. Hope they have a good cocktail hour, I’ll need it.)
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic (and Pad Thai!)
- Morning (aka, the pre-dawn anxiety attack): Flight to Bangkok. I’ve been practicing my “Sawasdee Krap” in the mirror for a solid week. I'm also pretty sure I overpacked. (Seriously, why did I bring three pairs of leather boots? Bangkok is not known for its February snowstorms).
- Afternoon (aka, the glorious landing and the existential dread): Arrive at Suvarnabhumi Airport. Immigration. Praying I don't say something horrifically offensive. Find a taxi/Grab (fingers crossed for the latter, I hate haggling). The taxi ride, oh sweet merciful Buddha, the taxi ride. The traffic… the chaos… the sheer humidity! I’m instantly bathed in a layer of… well, let's just call it "tropical dew."
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: (aka, the unpacking and the settling in): Arrive at Sathorn Vista. Check in. Pray for a room with a view, even if the "view" is just of another building. Try (and probably fail) to figure out how the air conditioning works. Unpack… well, mostly shove everything in the general vicinity of a closet. Then: PAD THAI! This is the most important part of the day. Finding a decent street food vendor is mission critical. If the Pad Thai is bland, I'm filing a complaint (with myself, probably).
- Evening: Collapse on a bed. Contemplate the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of the blinking red light on the TV. Probably order room service (see above about cocktail hour). Possibly a foot massage (essential).
Day 2: Temples, Temples, Everywhere! (and Questionable Decisions)
- Morning: Attempt to conquer the Grand Palace. Warning: This will involve crowds. Be prepared for heat. Be prepared for pushy tuk-tuk drivers. Try to remember to be respectful of the temples and dress appropriately (covering shoulders and knees. Or, more realistically, accidentally flashing a bit of shoulder as I attempt to navigate the throngs.) Snap photos, be amazed by the gold leaf, silently seethe at the number of selfie sticks.
- Mid-day: Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn). Hopefully, the ferry ride over the Chao Phraya River doesn’t give me the dry heaves. Climb the steps (and pray my fitness level is up to the challenge). Enjoy the view (hopefully). Probably get sunburnt because, let's be honest, I'm a ginger who forgets sunscreen.
- Afternoon: Lunch. Again, street food, god willing. Seek out a place recommended by a friend. This is where things could go south, as my friends are not exactly known for their impeccable taste. Maybe, just maybe, I'll brave a restaurant. I'm a sucker for ambiance. But what if the food sucks – do I really complain?
- Late Afternoon: Afternoon tea. The high note. The oasis in this jungle. This is the one thing I'm guaranteed to over-indulge in. Will the tea be bad? Maybe. Will the scones be dry? Probably. Will I care? Absolutely not. I'm staying in the most expensive place I could find so there's going to be tea and there's going to be cake!
- Evening: Head to a rooftop bar. Sip overpriced cocktails. Feel like a sophisticated traveler (for about 15 minutes) before I start sweating and wanting to go to bed (because jet lag is a cruel mistress).
Day 3: Shopping (and a Potential Existential Crisis)
- Morning: Exploring the markets. Chatuchak Weekend Market is the plan. Prepare to be overwhelmed. Prepare to haggle (badly). Prepare to buy things I don't need, but absolutely must have. (Currently, I'm feeling a strong pull toward elephant pants). Will also contemplate the ethics of buying a fake designer handbag.
- Mid-day: Lunch in the market. Hope the food is safe. Hope I can find the bathroom. Hope I don't buy a parrot.
- Afternoon: More shopping. Possibly a massage. Or perhaps a complete breakdown. The heat, the crowds, the sheer stuff… it's a lot. Might get lost. Might wander into a random temple. Might have an epiphany about my life choices. Or just buy another pair of elephant pants.
- Evening: Dinner. Possibly try a cooking class. Or maybe just admit defeat and order takeout. Contemplate the elephant pants. Wonder what the hell I was thinking packing leather boots.
Day 4: Day Trip? (Or More Mild Panic?)
- Morning: Thinking about a day trip (Ayutthaya? Floating Market?). But also, the thought of more travel fills me with dread. Maybe I'll just stay at Sathorn Vista and wallow by the pool.
- Mid-day Pool time. Then a massage? Maybe? Is there a massage place in the hotel? If so, I need to find it and spend some time in the hotel spa (which will likely be a great one).
- Afternoon: Possibly some more wandering. or I could go out and find a place to sit and read.
- Late Afternoon: The time to start getting ready to leave Bangkok, or at least start packing, or start packing and then start thinking about how much I have enjoyed my trip and begin to want to stay.
- Evening: A nice final meal.
Day 5: Departure & The Post-Bangkok Blues
- Morning: Final frantic packing. Try to cram all the elephant pants into my suitcase. Check out of Sathorn Vista (wishing I could stay forever).
- Afternoon: Arrive at the airport. Navigate the long lines and security. Reflect on my trip. Realize I forgot to buy souvenirs (again).
* Evening: Fly home. Land. Fade into the background of life. Start planning my next trip to Bangkok. (Because despite the chaos, the heat, and the potential for existential crises, it was absolutely amazing).
Important Notes:
- Flexibility is Key: This itinerary is more of a suggestion than strict plan. Expect things to change. Expect to get lost. Embrace the chaos.
- Food Safety is a Myth: (Okay, maybe not a myth. But don't be afraid to try street food. Just be prepared for the consequences - bring the Pepto).
- Manners Matter: Remember to be polite, respectful, and patient. A little “Kha” or “Krap” goes a long way. And try to avoid doing anything offensively loud or obnoxious.
- Have Fun!: Seriously. Bangkok is an incredible city. Embrace the adventure. And don't forget to laugh at yourself (because I guarantee, I will be).
- Budget Yes, keep an eye on it. The temptation to indulge in the good life is real. Prepare to spend at least double what you've budgeted for, and hope for the best.
- Final Thoughts: I'm equal parts excited and terrified. But that's the fun of it, isn't it? Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And send me a DM with any restaurant recommendations or survival tips. This is going to be an adventure.
